It makes me angry that this is such a fucking bop

*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism

only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh

oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?

*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*

yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here

*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!

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How it started. How it’s going

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An Angel

just feel like sharing some trivia since a lot of ppl seem to like this drawing. This creature's appearance was inspired by bomb chipped concrete I saw a lot when visiting a friend in Irpin :0

okay. I am wheezing with laughter. beloved followers. let's play a game. take a look at this map.

what do you think this is a map of. just any guesses, just drop 'em in my replies, c'mon.

(if you've seen the video I took this from don't spoil it please)

All very good answers! The closest one was:

Because this is a map for Minecraft Steve's legality in Smash tournaments

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning "show upload progress" off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

Handle with care

some totk sketches ive done. having a bit too much fun with exploring the depths

just a reminder - do NOT boycott streaming services or not watch new things. the unions have not called for one for a reason. for one, it affects residual payments, which as minimal as those currently are, actors are still getting them during this time, and for two, studios will use lack of viewership as an excuse to cancel shows because you are showing them there is no demand. it deeply affects the industry the writers and actors stand to come back to once the strike is over

Also: going to these places puts pressure and demand on the company. Demand they can't meet without actors and writers. That puts stress on them, and stress is good.

^^^^ive been looking for a rb with this addition because YES. if a customer wants a burger and there is no cook to make it, that puts pressure on the owner to pay the cook what they want so the customer will still give them money. if there is no customer, the owner has no reason for the cook to make burgers

Stop watching IF AND ONLY IF the unions call for a boycott. For the time being since they haven't, streaming the shows actually helps. You're not crossing a picket line to watch because that picket line does not exist unless a boycott is called for.

pikmin was always a scary game to me as a kid. i know everyone always brings up the waterwraith from 2, but i mean like. the first game. i didn't play the first one much because the combination of the 30 day time limit, being stranded alone on a strange planet, and the way everything's always trying to eat your pikmin unnerved me as an elementary schooler

even before i got the game (or a gamecube), i mostly knew it through this magazine ad, which is like. i know it's just supposed to be a terrarium with the pikmin growing like carrots, but this was UNSETTLING to me as a 7-year-old with little further context. i was morbidly fascinated by this image. they look dead. the industrial metal texture makes this look like a saw trap for pikmin

It seems that new Good Omens Official Merchandise dropped? 👀

Best is if you search on your amazon (or close ones, try more of them "good omens shirts", those you can't shop in probably won't find anything) :)

• amazon.com (to see all click on "Brand: Good Omens")
• amazon.co.uk (to see all click on "Brand: Good Omens")
• amazon.de

It says: Official merchandise from Amazon Original Series Good Omens

And:

just realized how many super specific mood playlists i have and i want to know if it borders on concerning :) peez vote and share for bigger pool of peeps~

please send help